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Sunday, February 11, 2007
GSCE 'O' Levels Hokkien Exam Paper Instructions: 1. Read the passage carefully 2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading. 3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah! Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks) (oral examination) Question: Singalella why become rich? (Why Cinderella became rich?) Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella. (Long time ago, there was a girl, Cinderella.) She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso. (She had 2 sisters, but the stepmother and the sisters were very weird, so she quite jialat.) Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the ah mah. (Last time, Cinderella had her own maid, but now, she became the ah mah.) Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao. (Everyday, she had to cook, clean and do everything.) If her sisters say liak kar zhuak, she liak. (If her sisters told her to catch cockcroach, she must catch.) Tak jit zho kah tau-hin. (Everyday do until faint.) CPF poon boh. (Don't even have CPF.) But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party. (But, the ah pek next door had a son called Ah Ming, and he had a party.) So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah." (So he said, " Oei, all come ah. ") Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard." (Cinderella was very happy because she had never been to a party before, but her stepmother said, " How can you go? Only your sisters have the standard to go to this kind of party. ") Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder. (Then Cinderella had to doll up her sisters and her stepmother.) Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai. (Everytime cannot eat, cannot sleep and cannot pang sai.) That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. (That night, she could only wave bye bye and go back to the kitchen to cook Maggi mee.) Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?" (Her neightbour came over and asked, " Eh, why didn't you go to the party? ") So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian." (So Cinderella replied, " I want to, but my mother said cannot, so no choice. ") She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money." (She never expected her neighbour to say, " Aiyah, go lah, I give you money.") So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different. (So Cinderella brushed her teeth and bathed, put on pants and looked very different.) She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock. At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one. (She quickly ran to the opposite of the road and it was already 11 o'clock. At the party, Ah Ming was quite sian because all of the girls weren't pretty.) Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing. (Even the dance floor had an ah pek dancing.) Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in. (Just as Ah Ming told himself, " Aiyah so jialay, " Cinderella came in.) Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. (Ah Ming drooled immediately.) "Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." (" Wahlaueh, so heng ah, this one not bad. ") Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!" (Ah Ming said to Cinderella, " Eh, pretty one, I want to be friends with you! ") Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there. (Cinderella said OK but Ah Ming was like an octupus, touching here and there.) But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor. (But when it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek died on the dance floor.) He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number. (He became a ghost and told Cinderella all the good 4D numbers.) So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban. (So after that, Cinderella quickly went and bought 4D and she struck lottery [first prize], yi(4) bai(3) wan(4).) So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee. (So she paid back her neighbour, the old kay poh and then started a business all by herself.) Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai. (What kind of business, how I know.) Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien.... A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly. Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao. A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly. jia lat E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball. leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean (It's the end. Don't tell anyone you're a Singaporean Hokkien.) F9. Don't understand rating. kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi? (Go and die lah, how I know what you talking?) HOHO, my dad sent this to me -.- Funny larh.
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